With no electricity, the Amish keep themselves busy in a lot of ways. I had a hidden radio growing up, and would sneak out to listen to Eminem all the time. I would use it as air freshener if I could—but that probably wouldn't be good. I believe Nutella and Popcorn should each be their own food group on the pyramid. All I remember was seeing him fly over me and the pain afterwards.
I dreamt of becoming a rapper and would rap under my breath when I was alone, so if modeling doesn’t work out… Our Amish church services were so long, my friends and I would pretend we had to go to the bathroom just so wecould take a break from the hard benches.
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I was the biggest troublemaker and tomboy growing up. I make a lot of my own dresses and scarves, mostly everything you see me wearing I’ve handmade myself in my apartment. I live in NYC but I still don’t have a television at home.