After that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin after your Mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear ~~~applause~~~ Host: now lets meet contestant number 2 he's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz sharon, lets hear your question...Sharon: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if you were to fall in love with me, how would you show me that you care?
Shaggy: First thing, I could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo fuck you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all, I'd find contestant number one I'd break his fuckin jaw (what! ) anyone that looked at you would have to pay, I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can. We go to tha beach and walk though the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
You'd be jackin me quick, I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face Violent J: Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, thatll get her Shaggy: Tell her that she's fat, yeah thatll work even better Violent J: Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want contestant number two he's mad whack, I walked in a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket hooough tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin smelly ass farm llama Shaggy: Damn dawg! ~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~Lyrics taken from If this song really means something special to you, describe your feelings and thoughts.
Don't hesitate to explain what songwriters and singer wanted to say.
" "Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!